Author, Marguerite Fair offers a specialized selection of her e-books.
Marguerite offers her e-books for a special price of only $5.00 each!
This remarkable price makes her delightful books available to anyone choosing to expand their e-book library collection.
This is a substantial savings over the standard price of her soft cover formats which sell from $12.00 - $16.95
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For your Ebooks now!
Print them, and hole punch or bind them with plastic covers for a great and inexpensive gift!
For your Ebooks now!Telling On Myself/How to not lose weight, find love or age gracefully! Marguerite's style is compared to the late Erma Bombeck. You will enjoy this humorous book, which is Baby Boomer friendly with a larger than average print.
Sample: "Losing Weight, what's that about? I'm a non-compulsive over-eater. But, I don't think it's a good sign that I'm sitting here writing as I gobble down a banana. Okay, okay I'm dipping it into some chocolate syrup first. I have heard it said that if you're going to eat something a little naughty, do it before noon. According to my clock, I have one hour and fifteen minutes left to pack in whatever I want!"
"There are more of us than them. I was astounded to hear the other night that approximately sixty-five percent of the people in the USA are overweight. I am so excited by this. Doesn't anyone understand what this means? WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! FAT PEOPLE RULE!
Just think about it. We can get rid of those ridiculous skinny models and change the face of fancy lingerie stores, and skin magazines forever! We can give an entire new meaning to the remark, Wow, did you see the ass on that one? Kinda makes me want to run out and get a banana split right now!"
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Extreme Low Budget Makeovers/How to be your own design team!
This is a great book for people interested in low budget makeovers. It gives the reader cost-effective and fun ways to turn a bland apartment into a beautiful and comfortable living environment. Inspired by the emotionally charged Home Makeover show, Marguerite inspires us all to be our own design teams!
Sample: "What to do with your apartment. While it may be lovely to have the awesome responsibility of home ownership, repairs and taxes, why bother? You do not have to live in an expensive home to enjoy a comfortable, creative and unique lifestyle. Everyone should have a special place to hang their umbrella and call it home.
List to reorganize: 1. Go through the drawers, cabinets, closets or areas you want to improve. 2. Purchase at least 20 large garbage bags. 3. Have plastic gloves handy. 4. Have damp cloths or paper towels handy to wipe out dusty areas 5. Use zip lock bags to store small items 6. If you need glasses, have them on your face 7. Kiss the past goodbye because you are going to make some changes."
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Golden Goddesses Recipes/A collection of delicious Goddess recipes! What are you waiting for? This book contains THREE SECRET RECIPES! 1. Old Fashioned Goddess stuffed cabbage 2. Goddess Designer Christmas cookies 3. Secret best brownies in the Goddess world!
SAMPLE: Garlic French Bread Recipe
One loaf French bread 1/2 cup salted butter
1-2 gloves & garlic, minced Romano or Parmesan
paprika cheese
Add garlic to butter and blend well. Cut bread into thick diagonal strips. Spread the garlic butter generously between slices. Wrap in foil. Bake at 350-375 degrees about 15 minutes. Sprinkle with grated Romano or Parmesan cheese and paprika. Serve hot.
Creamed Eggs and Mushrooms Recipe
1 cup evaporated milk 1/2 lb grated American
4 hard boiled eggs cheese
3/4 cup sautéed mushrooms
Scald milk in top of a double boiler. Add cheese, eggs and mushrooms. Serve on toast. Serves 6. Asparagus or string beans may be used as topping.
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Sample: "Losing Weight, what's that about? I'm a non-compulsive over-eater. But, I don't think it's a good sign that I'm sitting here writing as I gobble down a banana. Okay, okay I'm dipping it into some chocolate syrup first. I have heard it said that if you're going to eat something a little naughty, do it before noon. According to my clock, I have one hour and fifteen minutes left to pack in whatever I want!"
"There are more of us than them. I was astounded to hear the other night that approximately sixty-five percent of the people in the USA are overweight. I am so excited by this. Doesn't anyone understand what this means? WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! FAT PEOPLE RULE!
Just think about it. We can get rid of those ridiculous skinny models and change the face of fancy lingerie stores, and skin magazines forever! We can give an entire new meaning to the remark, Wow, did you see the ass on that one? Kinda makes me want to run out and get a banana split right now!"
ADD TO YOUR CART NOW $5.00
Extreme Low Budget Makeovers/How to be your own design team!
This is a great book for people interested in low budget makeovers. It gives the reader cost-effective and fun ways to turn a bland apartment into a beautiful and comfortable living environment. Inspired by the emotionally charged Home Makeover show, Marguerite inspires us all to be our own design teams!
Sample: "What to do with your apartment. While it may be lovely to have the awesome responsibility of home ownership, repairs and taxes, why bother? You do not have to live in an expensive home to enjoy a comfortable, creative and unique lifestyle. Everyone should have a special place to hang their umbrella and call it home.
List to reorganize: 1. Go through the drawers, cabinets, closets or areas you want to improve. 2. Purchase at least 20 large garbage bags. 3. Have plastic gloves handy. 4. Have damp cloths or paper towels handy to wipe out dusty areas 5. Use zip lock bags to store small items 6. If you need glasses, have them on your face 7. Kiss the past goodbye because you are going to make some changes."
ADD TO YOUR CART NOW $5.00
Golden Goddesses Recipes/A collection of delicious Goddess recipes! What are you waiting for? This book contains THREE SECRET RECIPES! 1. Old Fashioned Goddess stuffed cabbage 2. Goddess Designer Christmas cookies 3. Secret best brownies in the Goddess world!
SAMPLE: Garlic French Bread RecipeOne loaf French bread 1/2 cup salted butter
1-2 gloves & garlic, minced Romano or Parmesan
paprika cheese
Add garlic to butter and blend well. Cut bread into thick diagonal strips. Spread the garlic butter generously between slices. Wrap in foil. Bake at 350-375 degrees about 15 minutes. Sprinkle with grated Romano or Parmesan cheese and paprika. Serve hot.
Creamed Eggs and Mushrooms Recipe
1 cup evaporated milk 1/2 lb grated American
4 hard boiled eggs cheese
3/4 cup sautéed mushrooms
Scald milk in top of a double boiler. Add cheese, eggs and mushrooms. Serve on toast. Serves 6. Asparagus or string beans may be used as topping.
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Am I Still Talking? Did I say something funny? Another large print book to please all of the Baby Boomers!
Commentary from Writer's Digest about Marguerite's writing style:
"Any woman who can't relate to Marguerite Fair's funny but real litany of issues must be dead. But the author approaches life's ills, surprises and inevitabilities with real honesty, quirky realism and certainly a great sense-of-humor. A mix of Erma Bombeck and Maxine."
Sample: "I went home for a visit to Jersey a few months ago. Since it had been such a long time since I visited my younger son, it took a few days before I understood what was happening. You see, in his thirty year old Neanderthal man-mind, somehow he convinced himself that he is the parent and I am now the annoying three year old.
Reality show idea: STINKY SNEAKERS REALITY SHOW. Five sweaty athletes will be isolated in a six by ten foot underground fallout shelter for fifteen days. Watch with anticipation for the last man remaining in the shelter as he walks off with a million dollar paycheck and a year's supply of foot deodorant products."
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Of The Same Mind/A Novel about love and obsession
A tale of about love gone over the edge. Claire reaches over the line of love's boundary when she kidnaps the married man she loves, to find resolution about their past relationship. A real page turner, filled with the burning desire of unrequited passion.
He touched her in a way that no man did before. The crackles of electricity never ended. It did not matter to Claire that the man she loved more than her own life was married. There was only one thing left to do to make him understand..............kidnap him.
Sample: "The dimly lit room exposed rays of sunlight peeking through the boarded windows. It was a typically beautiful day in Malibu, California.
Claire moved an annoying strand of red hair from her pale, pretty face. Turning, she gazed at Marty who lay peacefully asleep in his twin-size hospital bed. She knew that he would be confused when he awakened from his forced slumber. Certainly, he would not find humor in this present situation. How does one find humor waking up in a strange place after being drugged for three days? She giggled internally. Her sense-of-humor was fine. Obviously, sanity was the issue in question."
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E-REPORT/ How to Save Money in a Poor Economy
In five months without generating extra income, Marguerite Fair saved, $1,350.00. She shares with you her insights and proven method to save money each month.
Sample: "Everyone feels the crunch of less money and bills that seem to grow as fast as the interest rates on a credit card. This Golden Goddess is certainly no exception to that situation.
Remember that everything in life that is worth doing is worth doing simple. At times the answers to the questions that can resolve problems linger ever so gently under our noses. We become immersed in the old forest and neglect to see the trees in our path. The leaves of which, bear a striking resemblance to money.
The only way to change the view is to alter your perception. I did. Many people shop as a means of passing time or trying to feel better about their lives. When those credit card bills come rolling in at the end of the month, feeling better is not the emotion that takes place. Replace the unnecessary shopping habit."
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Commentary from Writer's Digest about Marguerite's writing style:
"Any woman who can't relate to Marguerite Fair's funny but real litany of issues must be dead. But the author approaches life's ills, surprises and inevitabilities with real honesty, quirky realism and certainly a great sense-of-humor. A mix of Erma Bombeck and Maxine."
Sample: "I went home for a visit to Jersey a few months ago. Since it had been such a long time since I visited my younger son, it took a few days before I understood what was happening. You see, in his thirty year old Neanderthal man-mind, somehow he convinced himself that he is the parent and I am now the annoying three year old.
Reality show idea: STINKY SNEAKERS REALITY SHOW. Five sweaty athletes will be isolated in a six by ten foot underground fallout shelter for fifteen days. Watch with anticipation for the last man remaining in the shelter as he walks off with a million dollar paycheck and a year's supply of foot deodorant products."
ADD TO YOUR CART NOW $5.00
Of The Same Mind/A Novel about love and obsession
A tale of about love gone over the edge. Claire reaches over the line of love's boundary when she kidnaps the married man she loves, to find resolution about their past relationship. A real page turner, filled with the burning desire of unrequited passion.
He touched her in a way that no man did before. The crackles of electricity never ended. It did not matter to Claire that the man she loved more than her own life was married. There was only one thing left to do to make him understand..............kidnap him.
Sample: "The dimly lit room exposed rays of sunlight peeking through the boarded windows. It was a typically beautiful day in Malibu, California.
Claire moved an annoying strand of red hair from her pale, pretty face. Turning, she gazed at Marty who lay peacefully asleep in his twin-size hospital bed. She knew that he would be confused when he awakened from his forced slumber. Certainly, he would not find humor in this present situation. How does one find humor waking up in a strange place after being drugged for three days? She giggled internally. Her sense-of-humor was fine. Obviously, sanity was the issue in question."
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E-REPORT/ How to Save Money in a Poor Economy
In five months without generating extra income, Marguerite Fair saved, $1,350.00. She shares with you her insights and proven method to save money each month.
Sample: "Everyone feels the crunch of less money and bills that seem to grow as fast as the interest rates on a credit card. This Golden Goddess is certainly no exception to that situation.Remember that everything in life that is worth doing is worth doing simple. At times the answers to the questions that can resolve problems linger ever so gently under our noses. We become immersed in the old forest and neglect to see the trees in our path. The leaves of which, bear a striking resemblance to money.
The only way to change the view is to alter your perception. I did. Many people shop as a means of passing time or trying to feel better about their lives. When those credit card bills come rolling in at the end of the month, feeling better is not the emotion that takes place. Replace the unnecessary shopping habit."
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